Being blonde was fun and all, but mermaids have MORE fun ;] A very special thank you to @scarrawr who gave me my very own @lovelorn_siren custom-made starfish clip! I’ve been dying to show it off and now that my hair is back to red I finally can! #redhead #redhair #mermaid #TheLittleMermaid #starfish #octopus #selfie #girlswithglasses #girlswithtattoos #mermaidlyfe #Friday #stoked #nomoreblonde
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU. Happy Star Wars Day and happy birthday to Audrey Hepburn! #StarWars #StarWarsDay #AudreyHepburn #MayThe4thBeWithYou #May4th @audreyhepburnpictures
Plz be legit. W/ @isoughtskies & @maggiegyllenhaal AKA @djanga2chainz~ #MonstersUniversity #PixarMovie (at AMC Mission Valley 20)
I’ve been waiting to post this since LAST YEAR. Today is the last day of April, so that means tomorrow… IT’S GONNA BE MAY. (if you don’t get it, I can’t talk to you) #Nsync #JustinTimberlake #May #NoStringsAttached #bestever
No…one’s… slick as Gaston~ #Disneyland #Fantasyland #FantasyFaire #BeautyandtheBeast #Gaston #DisneyVillains #FckYeahDisneyland #HarryPottertattoo #HarryPotter #DeathlyHallows #DeathlyHallowstattoo #blondie #blonde #girlswithglasses #girlswithtattoos #JustGotHappier (at Fantasy Faire)
LOL. #Gaston #BeautyandtheBeast #DisneyVillains #single #Disneyland #CaliforniaAdventure (at Disneyland)
“Honey, WHERE is my Super Suit?!” #TheIncredibles #Frozone #SamuelLJackson #Pixar #Disney #CaliforniaAdventure #Disneyland #JustGotHappier #FckYeahCaliforniaAdventure #stoked #girlswithtattoos (at Hollywood Land)
Disneyland corn dogs: always amazing. Beer + Disneyland corn dogs= perfection. #Disneyland #CaliforniaAdventure #DCA #Disneylandcorndog #beer #girlswithtattoos #FckYeahCaliforniaAdventure #FckYeahDisneyland #PremiumAP #JustGotHappier #JustGotTipsy @fuckyeahdisneyland (at Disney California Adventure Park)
We stopped counting months when we started counting YEARS<3 Celebrating at The Happiest Place on Earth with the guy who makes me the happiest girl on Earth. Love you @isoughtskies <3 #Disneyland #CaliforniaAdventure #DCA #anniversary #1206 #FckYeahCaliforniaAdventure (at Paradise Pier)
Fuck
“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”
No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.
“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?
The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.
“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.
The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.
“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.
“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”
Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable
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never forget
i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this…
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
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One of the most brilliant things to evolve from reality television!
She is totally pulling off the Godfather look here!